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I wonder what would happen if you microwaved an eraser
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hitler isn’t interested in bitches
i have never seen someone look so angry about touching a boob
he’s also wearing a glove while touching said boob.
i cannot stop laughing omfg
hilter u ok
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i wish there was a disney princess with a size other than small
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i honestly feel 100% better after watching this
it’s perfect because he doesn’t have teeth
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when i was in sixth grade i asked my mom permission to “go goth” and when she said no i got so mad that i peed in one of her flower pots
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YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO REFRIGERATE NUTELLA. IT SAYS SO RIGHT ON THE JAR.
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