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Hi I'm Emily. I'm seventeen. I can't fall asleep without a dog.


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isohels:

Why is body hair only unhygienic when its on a woman’s body?




teenifies:

spermbanker:

are u sad? feeling down? look at your hands. think about all the dogs they’ve petted. feel happy. so much happy.

 






starscreamsswayinghips:

spacetea:

pheromonerain:

Just wait for it.

fuck

DAMN. IT.





4insley:

The older I get the more this resonates with me





kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen




garbados:

sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

Good.









thevirginityslayer:

edwardspoonhands:

moeranda:

itseliberg33:

can she just get an award or something

I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.

So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.

Best video in the world













lawebloca:

Friends



literallyleslieknope:

I’m so glad this infographic exists.



gh0stpixie:

Cosmo Tip 5437:
Secretly use super glue instead of lube so you can be together forever